Halloween/Spooky magic

When I was a kid, I had a huge crush on Elvira!

I always laughed at the Cryptkeeper's jokes, no matter how bad they were.

Now that I'm a man, and I make a living as an entertainer, I can be a Horror Host too!

I started hosting "seances" in my house.

These are not real seances. The lack of authenticity gave me the ability to guarantee spirit activity! I can do that.... because the spirits weren't real. They were basically a spooky magic show for only 12 people. I still do them on occation... special occation.